- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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