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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

destiny

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

gay people

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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