A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Face Hunter is scum

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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