What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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