A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Penis

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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