A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Christianity.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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