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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

It got hit by a rocket.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Vagina.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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