- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Nickelback

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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