- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

2 + 2 = 4

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

women rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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