Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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