a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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