this is not an anti joke

what tall and looks like a jew?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

I like colin but not as much as apple

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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