- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

women's rights

My wife made me a sandwich

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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