- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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