- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

VAGINA.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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