roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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CAS

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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im a willy bum bum

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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