what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Religionh

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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