How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Knock knock

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Praise Paisley

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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