- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

wanna here a joke? you.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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