- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

human centipede

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Xzibit

whats worse than gill? nothing

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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