KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

AIDS

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

He--Hey guys

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Ian's mind Elevator music

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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