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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

John Stamos.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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