- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Diarrhea

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What can fly? Lots of things

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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