- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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