- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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