- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

L's I's that took Viagra.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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