- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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David Cameron

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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