why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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