What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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