Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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