- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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