Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

hashtags suck balls

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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