* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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