Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Internet Explorer

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Where are you going Your house

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Women's Rights

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Youre mom is so dead...

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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