Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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