Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A Pakistani news reader.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

book 'em danno

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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