- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

your no better than a cockroach

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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