What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

suck my balls mr.garison

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

An Aisian failed a test

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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