- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

no pun intended

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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