- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

My three children are three big mistakes.

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