The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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