Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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