I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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www.xnxx.com

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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your mom

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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