- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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