Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Well, there's one way...

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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