- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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