- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Queens Park rangers

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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