What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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