A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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boobs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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