- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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